TJR: The Raw Deal for 07/06/09 (Plus Edge’s Injury)
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The Deal on…Edge's Injury Edge is the co-holder of the unified tag titles with Chris Jericho appearing on all brands whenever they want. This week's Raw and Smackdown are already taped, so the writing time has well over a week to figure out what they want to do with Edge's injury. I'm assuming he's on crutches right now and can't even walk out to the ring without some type of help. My suggestion is a simple beatdown by Jericho. They can mention Edge got hurt in a non-televised match, he can come out in street clothes, on crutches and maybe with a boot on his foot to protect it. He can forfeit his half of the belts, Jericho can be furious about it and beat him down brutally. Then, in 8 or 9 months (right around WrestleMania) hopefully Edge is healthy enough to come back, he can be a babyface in a return feud with Jericho that would likely be great considering the two guys involved. He's better as a heel, but he'd be fresh in that role and I think it would work fine. I guess we'll find out next week. In my opinion Edge has been the best performer in WWE over the course of the last four years since he's been put in a main event role. He's had the best combination of character development, in-ring matches and promos of anybody in the company. On the other hand, it's the opportunity for others in the company to step up and fill the void, so that when he does get back there will be fresh feuds for him. Have to try to make a positive out of a negative. Get back soon, Edge. We'll miss ya. Taped from San Jose, California here's the Raw Deal… This Week's GM is...Ted Dibiase Mysterio vs. Jericho one more time on Smackdown this week. I hear it's awesome. Maybe the last match in what's been the feud of the year so far. Edge & Jericho d. Carlito & Primo (*) Orton tells Ted Jr. that he’s going to win their match and Teddy gets all up in his face saying his dad was better than Orton’s dad. This is true. I guess it’s on, bitches. Mickie James & Gail Kim d. Maryse & Alicia Fox (*1/4) Cody talks with Ted Sr. and he basically wants out of the match against Fat Henry. Not happening. He even sings his dad’s common man song. This wasn’t very good. At least it was better than that godawful Teddy Long/John Morrison segment from last week’s Smackdown. If they want to kill Morrison’s babyface momentum that segment did a great job of doing it. Mark Henry d. Cody Rhodes (DUD) Randy Orton d. Ted Dibiase Jr. (**1/4) Triple H talks. Nothing to see here. Next up was the VIP Lounge with MVP hosting Jack Swagger. I think this segment benefitted both guys even though I’m not crazy about Swagger’s promos. Good idea to bring up MVP’s history in prison because I don’t think a lot of fans know about it and by doing that it humanizes the guy more. When he talks about trying to help youth avoid the same problems he had growing up I like it. I also enjoy Swagger saying MVP is beneath him and then walking away by saying he doesn’t fight criminals. And hey, they didn’t end up brawling like everybody else in this company does when they argue. Build to it. I like the potential of this feud. Teddy Jr. was pissed that his dad put him against Orton because he thinks Ted Sr. did it to make him fail. Ted Sr. basically insinuated that he did it to help make Teddy Jr. better, but the son didn’t agree and gave him a hard slap. Family on family violence = good times. I think Ted Sr. turned heel and face about 18 times in this show. Doesn’t matter really because it’s not a permanent role for him. Evan Bourne d. Kofi Kingston Now Cena talks. It’s been too long since he got to say “The Champ Is Here” apparently. He was champion at the end of April, so I guess just over two months is a long time. Do they really think all their fans are idiots all the time? I’d love to have that answered question by somebody that works in the creative department of WWE. Please enlighten me. John Cena and Triple H wrestled to a double disqualification (***1/4) Post match, Orton said he had the goons break it up because that means nobody wins and nobody faces him at Night Of Champions. Ted Sr. comes out to say you’re wrong and that Night of Champions will be a triple threat with Orton defending against Cena and HHH. I hate triple threats. They are overdone way too much. It’s lazy booking and a formulaic match that doesn’t appeal to me nearly as much as one on one matches do. Then again, it spares us from another HHH/Orton singles match, so it’s good in that sense. Three Stars of the Show Final Thoughts No idea on who next week's GM is. My three guesses are Virgil, the Shamwow guy that got arrested for assaulting a prostitute (dude you gotta pay her!) or the Repo Man. Rating: 7 (out of 10) ------ Now it's time for some emails that I've got over the last couple of weeks. I'll put the reader comments in green font with my thoughts immediately following. First up is this one from Brent Garrison writing about the final score of 3 I gave for Raw on June 22: In terms of what I want WWE to do, it's a better job of building new storylines and giving us interesting angles to invest our time in. Look at what Smackdown's doing. The CM Punk heel turn is going really well and they had John Morrison narrowly beat Edge one week, then beat Punk clean the next week. That elevates him. What does Raw do? They don't use MVP or Kofi Kingston at all on a commercial free show even though the fans clearly like both guys. They're pushing Miz, which is nice, but they're not even letting him have a regular TV match, which lets me know that maybe they don't have faith in the guy getting over based on his ring work. I'm so tired of Orton vs. HHH and Cena vs. Show. Those feuds have been going on for YEARS now. Freshen it up a bit. The talent is there. The wrestlers are good. The writers are being uncreative and lazy, so I'd like to see some kind of change implemented. I doubt it will happen because Vince seems to be stuck in his ways, but I hope I'm wrong and that he realizes he needs to adjust things a bit. (After the 06/22 show Miz got a long match against Cena on the 06/29 Raw that impressed me and they did some trades, so at least some minor change has been implemented.) Next up is this one from Thomas Mayer about why he thinks Smackdown's better than Raw: I do see what you're saying about Smackdown benefitting from being a taped show. The thing is, that doesn't always mean it's a better product. It's the wrestlers. It's the booking. Obviously they can re-shoot things and it makes it better if they do fuck something up. However, in the days of JBL as champion was Smackdown better? No. When Khali was champion was it better? No. The reason it's better is because they let the wrestlers actually wrestle. The talent they have on the show is better. When HHH was on Smackdown for a year it wasn't This one's about TNA from Christian in Milford, CT: My two cents: WWE is very predictable at who is going to be put over, win a match, or come out as the winner in a story or feud. The no blood policy WWE has employed is making stories and angles weaker in my opinion because I think someone wearing that "crimson red mask" just adds so much more to a feud and story line. TNA has been impressing me lately with story lines with the MEM (especially the ending to the King of the Mountain Match at Slamiversary!). The attempts by two top x division tag teams trying to unmask and find out who is suicide, Mick Foley's hysterical and crazy antics, the sheer performance value the knockouts put in their matches compared to diva's matches (Thank God Victoria aka Tara seems to have more control over her character and moves....thank goodness the widow maker is back...it's been ages since we've seen that move in WWE). I love the bloody and somewhat violent matches between Abyss and Dr. Stevie, Raven, and Daffney. It's also great to see TNA using the smaller guys to their fullest potential and wowing the fans with their insane spots, aerial moves, and amazing ability to wrestle and but on a show and break out chants from the crowd. Wrestling is my drug and I watch everything from what's on TV to the indy's (ROH and CZW have potential in my eyes to get cable time or more PPV slots) I'm not ashamed but am proud to admit I'm a fan, a mark at times, and a 24 yr old guy who enjoys wrestling. I have a lot of respect for what everyone in the business does, the dangers they put their bodies on the line, and the fact there is no such thing as an off season. To answer your question, I do think some of TNA's angles are pretty good. The problem with them is they don't have long enough matches on TV to help establish people as good workers in the company. On PPV, they seem to do the same stuff every month or have matches with gimmicks that fans don't even understand. King of the Mountain is a terrible match from a booking sense. I like a lot of the wrestlers there especially Angle, Styles, Joe and then the underused guys like Lethal too. It just seems like they have too many things going on at once. Foley's got five different angles at once it seems, so it's hard to know who you should care about sometimes. You have to keep it simple. Russo's booking style is usually too complicated. Like with WWE, there are things I like and things I don't like. I'd say Raw is better by a bit, but Smackdown's the best by a lot. The last one for this week comes from Anthony about the trades that happened last week as well as the new performers that debuted on ECW: I made it a point to catch ECW this week to see the new talents I had read about. Some first impressions: Abraham - It was fine. The Bella twins are terrible actors, but he was alright in the spot. He wasn't nearly as funny as they wanted him to be, but that's WWE comedy of late. It's usually pretty bad. Sheamus - Wow, he was really white! He stood out immediately because of his unique look and I love the facial hair too. He comes off as really physical kind of like Finlay, so that's good. Tatsu - They clearly wanted to position him as a plucky underdog type of babyface and the fans popped for it, so in that sense the debut worked. I don't know if it will lead to a push or if he'll be another Jimmy Wang Yang jobbing to the bigger names. I'm very familiar with Low Ki and look forward to seeing what he can do there. I think he'll work a lot differently because WWE's style is a lot tamer than what he did in ROH or TNA, so it'll be interesting to see how they use a guy like him. Hopefully they focus on is striking offense as well as his natural athleticism because those are the things that will separate him from other wrestlers. ------ I appreciate any feedback you guys can give so please send me your thoughts at oratoryjohn@gmail.com about anything related to WWE past or present. If you add me on facebook (just head to Facebook.com/thejohnreport) you'll see the links to my columns as well because I post them there just as soon as I post them on this website. It's an account that I use only for my wrestling columns rather than a personal one. I've talked to a number of you on facebook chat in the last week too, so that's another way for you to talk about wrestling with me. If you're into MMA like me (I'm picking Lesnar, GSP and Bisping in the top three matches this Saturday) check out the MMA Roundtable at the Oratory located right here as they talk about UFC 100 as well as everything else going on in UFC these days. 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