RAW this week starts with music and pyro.

Maria comes out in her cat outfit from last night. Mickie in her Indian outfit. Torrie in a football outfit - different one from last night. Victoria is in her sumo outfit she falls at the bottom of the ramp. Extreme Expose come out together. Refs help Vic up. Melina comes out in her showgirl outfit, she has to hold her outfit. Jillian comes out singing in her Britney outfit. She gets cut off by Michelle in her Eve outfit. They’re all in the ring.
The bell and they all go at it. Vic is having problems. Maria’s tail gets tied to a middle ring rope. Vic falls in the center of the ring. Leyla is eliminated. Maria loses her tail to get free. Vic hits a bonsai drop on Brooke. Brooke gets eliminated. Michelle attacks Jillian with her dolls and she gets eliminated. Michelle gets eliminated by Melina. Mickie and Melina start to fight. They end up on the apron. Melina sacrifices herself to eliminate Mickie. Torrie tackles Vic who’s flat on her back and stuck. Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly and Torrie try to eliminate Vic. Vic gets eliminated, but so does Torrie. Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly wins.

- Winner: Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly

Beth stomps down to the ring and attacks Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly. She tries to escape and gets tossed back in the ring. Beth picks her up in a double chicken wing before dropping her and leaving the ring. Guess she’ll be facing Beth soon.

Video of HBK being voted to face Orton last night. He won by 59%. Video and stills of their past and the match last night.

HBK is out back heading for the ring.

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HBK comes out and down to the ring, he’s in wrestling gear. He’s really enjoying the crowd tonight. He is able to talk and an “HBK” chant starts. He says he’s back in the saddle again. He thanks everyone who voted for him to be in the match last night. He has some good news and bad news. He asks the crowd what they want first. The crowd is mixed so he goes with the good news - he took Orton out with sweet chin music. The bad news is he doesn’t have the title. He’s not one to talk about his grapefruits, but to hit them you have to have pin point accuracy. So Orton got intentionally disqualified. That mean he gets a rematch and he wants it now.
Vince’s music and he comes out. Reading HBK’s lips, he says, “Imagine that.”
Vince glares at HBK, face to face. He asks the fans if they want to see HBK get a rematch. They go wild. He asks who wants to see HBK WWE Champion. They go wild.
HBK asks what Vince is getting at. Vince says this time HBK will take it to the limit and set record, that’s what HBK wants. But there’s something else HBK wants, and that’s revenge. He sat at home and thought about the man who came this close to putting him out of action forever. Vince has known him since he was 23. He knows what HBK is all about. Yes, he reads the Bible, but deep down there’s a part of him that’s rotten. Vince starts quoting some scripture. Vince harps on him until HBK admits he wants revenge.
HBK says he sat home due to someone else. The next time he leaves this industry it will be when he says so, on his terms. Orton almost did that to him. He wants to hurt him, take him out in the prime of his life. He wants to know if he has his rematch.
Vince tells him to be careful what he wishes for. He says Survivor Series is aptly named. He’s got the title shot. Now, what’s he going to do about it?
HBK almost hits sweet chin music on Vince. His foot is about a foot away from Vince’s face, on purpose. Vince falls to him bum in shock and rolls from the ring. HBK says, off mic, he was that close to kicking his head off.

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Brooke and Eve are out back showing off for the camera.

Hardcore Holly comes down to the ring. Video of Holly saving Cody last week, then nodding at him. Cody comes out to tag with Holly. Holly give his normal deadpan look. TWGTT come out to the ring to face them.
Holly and Shelton start. Holly gets backed into the heel corner and then is taken down hard. Haas tags in. Holly is bounced face first off a corner but comes out chopping. Holly is slammed down and Haas hits a number of cross faces. Shelton tags in and stomps Holly. Haas tags in and Holly hits a dropkick. They’re both down for three. Cody tags in and climbs. A shoulder block from the top to Haas. Cody hits a dropkick and gets a one count. Shelton and Holly get into it on the outside. Cody hits a DDT on Haas for three.

- Winners: Holly & Cody

Holly enters the ring and gives Cody a strange look. Holly leaves the ring and Cody shakes his head. Cody slowly follows Holly up the ramp.

Umaga and Orton are out back talking.

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JR and King talk about Candice’s fall from the corner last week. Luckily she only broke he collar bone. They show video of her falling again. It’s quite the sickening bump she took and she was very lucky.

Beth is out back with Grisham. He talks about her attacking Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly and what happened with Candice last week. He’s about to ask a question. She shuts him off and says she doesn’t have regrets. Beth’s not like the other women. She doesn’t dress up in cute outfits. She’s there to fight. Now Candy can go home, have some kids and tell all her friends he dreams were dashed by the Glamazon.

Mickie is talking to Murdoch about getting her out of the way last week. She says Cade would have taken her head off last week. He said it was instinct. He doesn’t like to see an innocent girl get hurt. She says she’s not that innocent. Cade comes up and Mickie leaves. Cade asks what’s going on. Murdoch says they’re just friends and talking. Cade tells Murdoch that she’s out of his league. Cade says they lost because Murdoch’s head wasn’t in the game. Cade needs Murdoch tonight. Murdoch says he’ll be there.

Regal and Vince are talking. He says it was close earlier with HBK. Regal doesn’t think HHH should be fighting after last night. Vince says he doesn’t want to see a superstar hurt, but with HHH it’s personal.
Vince then asks where the toad is. Regal gets Hornswoggle in the room. Real leaves and they sit and talk. Vince doesn’t want Horney to get the wrong impression. He wants Horney to stand on his own two feet. The match against Coach tonight is because every grown man should be knocked on his ass at least once in his live. If you’re a McMahon you keep getting back up until they don’t have it in them to knock you down again. You also have to know how to deal with victory and success. As a McMahon you learn how to deal with it because it’s your rightful thing to do, be successful. The other thing he needs to learn. He needs to learn to hate. Really hate from your heart. If you can’t hate you can’t be successful. Vince wants him to show him he can hate. Horney growls and runs out yelling.

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Another ‘Matrix’ video. Lots of UPON_US, 2ND_ COMING, SAVE_US_X29 and the other usual things.

Coach comes down to the ring. Horney comes down to face him. He actually comes down the ramp. Coach looks serious tonight. Horney backs himself into a corner. But then Lillian announce the special guest ref and out comes Foley!!! Horney looks happy now. Horney wraps himself around Foley’s leg . Foley pats his head. They high five and Coach looks lost. Foley checks Coach over.
Foley calls for the bell but then stops Coach. He tells him to take it easy on the little guy. Horney gets tossed into the corner. Horney comes out and stomps Coach’s feet, then hits a dropkick. Coach gets Horney on his shoulder, but Horney bites hit to get out. Another dropkick and Horney covers. Horney gets on the first rope in the corner and tries for a flying elbow, but Coach moves. Coach pulls back to hit Horney and gets Foley in the face. Coach then attacks Foley from behind. Coach leaves the ring to get a chair. He’s about to use it on Horney when Foley grabs in and nails Coach in the face with a fist. Socko comes out and he gives it to Horney to be a little Socko. Coach gets to his feet and pleads with Foley not to get punched. He turns around to get Little Socko to the crotch. Horney climbs to the top rope and hits a tadpole splash. Horney covers for three.

- Winner: Hornswoggle

Horney celebrates up the ramp and on the stage.

Grisham is out back with HHH. Grisham talks about HHH’s recent beatings. He asks about tonight’s match, saying it doesn’t looks good. HHH thanks for the pep talk. HHH says on paper the odds are not in his favor. But, he always got an ace up his sleeve. If he goes down tonight, he’s taking Umaga and Orton with him. They might be two of the baddest and meanest there are, but he is The Game!

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Slam Of The Week - The 6 person mixed tag last week where Murdoch helped Mickie from getting injured. Murdoch’s team loses because of it.

London and Kendrick enter the ring. London is wrestling. Cade and Murdoch come down, Cade is the one wrestling tonight. Murdoch isn’t even in wrestling gear.
A side headlock to Cade and London gets flipped over his shoulder. London hits a cross body. London gets slammed to the mat and covered for two. A couple blows to London’s back. London gets whipped but gets his feet up into Cade’s face. London hits a springboard cross body for two. And inverted atomic drop and a hurricanrana to Cade. London gets tossed to the outside. Murdoch is approaching London and Kendrick rushes through the ring and flies out the other side onto Murdoch. Back in the ring Cade takes London down hard and corners for three.

- Winner: Cade

Rory and Robbie come down to the ring. London is prone in the ring when they enter. Kendrick enters to help his mate and they both get taken apart by the Highlanders. The Highlanders stare at Cade and Murdoch as they back away from the carnage in the ring, avoiding a fight with Rory and Robbie.

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Promo for the ECW Monster Mash Battle Royal.

Jeff Hardy comes dancing out for a tag match. DH Smith is his partner. Video of DH winning his first match last week. Carlito comes out. Kennedy comes out to tag with him. The four of them are talking smack in the center of the ring.
Jeff and Kennedy start. They lock up and Kennedy gets a side headlock on Kennedy. Kennedy hits a shoulder block but gets hit with a clothesline. Kennedy gains control and Carlito tags in. Jeff gets bounced face first off a corner but comes out kicking and punching. Jeff hits a mule kick/enziguri mix for two. Carlito telegraphs and gets taken down. DH tags in and works Carlito’s arm. Carlito backs him into a corner with chops and punches. DH telegraphs and gets kicked. DH hits a back body drop on Carlito. Kennedy rushes in. Jeff rushes in and both heels get tossed from the ring. DH and Jeff celebrate up on the corners.

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DH and Carlito are in the center of the ring. Carlito is working on DH’s leg that got attacked by Kennedy during the break. DH throws a bunch of punches and gets free. DH is not able to get to Jeff to tag out. Kennedy tags in and attacks DH’s leg with kicks. Kennedy keeps working on that left leg. Kennedy covers for two. DH’s knee gets slammed to the mat. DH gets to his feet but Kennedy cheap shots Jeff. Carlito comes in and switches out with Kennedy without a tag. The ref calls them on it and makes them swap back. Carlito then tags in. Carlito works on the left knee. Carlito covers for two. Kennedy tags in and Kennedy kicks that leg. A hard leg takedown from Kennedy. DH hits an enziguri on Kennedy and is able to tag out. Carlito tags in and Jeff hits a wrap around clothesline. Jeff runs up the corner and hits a whisper in the wind. Kennedy breaks up the count. Kennedy goes after DH, who is sitting in his corner, with a kick, but crashes and burns. Kennedy ends up outside on the floor. Jeff hits the twist of fate and the swanton. Jeff covers Carlito for three.

- Winners: Jeff Hardy & DH Smith

Jeff and DH celebrate in the ring. DH sells the knee injury.

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JR and King talk about CS.

Santino comes down to the ring. Maria is not with him and he’s not in wrestling gear. He’s got a new mohawk type haircut. He’s complaining about travel screwing up and he wasn’t able to get to CS. He wanted to go after Austin. He was just happy the in-flight movie wasn’t The Condemned. There are not enough vomit bags in the world.
Austin’s music, but he doesn’t come out. On the tron is Santino in a skull cap playing Austin. He says Santino was right. Santino should have been the star of Condemned. He does a really bad Austin. He starts to drink a beer but gags.
After it’s over Santino thanks him.
Maria comes out in a red sparkly dress and black thigh high boots. She says he’ll be there next week. He asks who. She says Austin. Santino turns a bit green then laughs. He asks if she’s been on the Internet again. She says no. He says she’ll believe anything. He then uses more of Austin’s tags, badly.

The Diva Search finalists are out back heading for the ring.

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Grisham is on the stage talking about the Diva Search. He’s getting random boos from the crowd, but little else. He calls out Brooke who’s in a little black dress with hot pink trim. Eve then comes out in a leopard corset and black skirt.
He asks Eve if she’s nervous. She’s says she’s nervous but confident. Brooke says she’ll pull through.
Eve wins - thank goodness. She celebrates. Brooke looks shocked and barely hugs Eve with a bitchy look before leaving.
The fans didn’t really seem to care either way.

Another, very short, mysterious video about, possibly, Jericho.

Orton comes down to the ring.

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Austin promo for next week.

Orton is still standing in the ring looking up the ramp. Umaga comes down to join him. HHH comes out to face them. He stares down form the stage at the two of them in the ring before slowly heading down the ramp. Orton and Umaga are in the center fo the ring looking at HHH and Umaga pushes Orton out of the way. HHH carefully enters the ring.
They meet in the center of the ring. They fight and Umaga gets backed into a corner. Orton enters. HHH and Orton leave the ring. HHH bounces Orton’s face off the barrier. Back in the ring HHH gets rid of Umaga and works on Orton. He has Orton backed into a corner. Umaga rushes to splash him from behind but HHH moves and Orton gets it. HHH goes to pedigree Orton but Umaga attacks from behind.
HHH tries to fight off both Umaga and Orton. Umaga it’s a Samoan slam on HHH. Orton stomps his way around HHH. Orton throws punches in a corner.
A huge cheer erupts and HBK comes out to help. HBK beats on Orton who leaves the ring. The ref calls for the bell. HHH and HBK clothesline Umaga from the ring. Both heels back away from the ring.

- Winners: Umaga & Orton via DQ

Out back Regal says to Vince that things didn’t work out the way he wanted it to. Vince says that they actually did. Vince calls for the return of DX next week, for one night only.

HBK and HHH celebrate and pose in the ring while Umaga and Orton slowly back their way up the ramp.

Biggest pop
HHH
HBK
Jeff Hardy & DH Smith
Hornswoggle

Biggest heat
Vince
Orton
Umaga
Coach