Submitted by Rajah on August 28, 2003 at 6:33 PM

- Thanks to everyone who sent in a recap of Test's appearance on the Tom Green Show. Here are three that we selected to post:

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Recap by: Notorious D.A.N., rajah.com reader

Hey yo, whats up Rajah, just finished watching the New Tom Green Show on MTV.
Test was a special guest. It was actually pretty funny watch. Heres the recap:

*Talked about his gimmick and character in the WWE.

*Talked about backyard wrestling, and how much he and other pro's are against
it. He said that there was no sense in doing it because kids get hurt and
dont have the proper training as he does and the rest of the pro's.

*Tom Green commented about an incident Test was involved in in high school.
Test told a story about how he and his high school friends drank one night and
glued panties to the lockers in his high school. They had to shut the school
down to get the panties off.

*Tom Green wanted to learn some wrestling moves

*Test showed him several movies. 1st he did the "boston crab" and referred to
Chris Jericho's Walls of Jericho and how Test could get it over better than
him. Test locked Tom Green in the Walls and made him tap. Test immediately got
into character for a good pop.

*Test then did his move, the pump handle slam.

*Test finished which the sidewalk slam, but before dropped Tom spun him
around several times. Funny Stuff.

*They finished the session when Tom did a chair shot on Test with a wooden
chair. Tom proceeded to put Test in a leg lock to make him tap. Hilarious. Maybe
for Unforgiven we can have a Test v. Tom Green ladder match. See you next
time.

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- Reader Mike sent this in:

I was just watching a segment of the Tom Green Show on MTV here in Cleveland, is
12:36 AM at the time of this writing, his segment just finished up... they showed
a clip of his TitanTron to start off.. He first plugged the RAW brand's upcoming
PPV, Unforgiven I think is what it is, September 21st in Hershey PA... They talked
about a few things, Test said his character name is the creation of Vince McMahon,
it's short for Testosterone... they also talked about his education, or lack
thereof, he mentioned he blew $5000 on partying when he went off to college, his
dad brought him back home. He got into detail about a time when he and his friend
were drinking and all that, trying to get prepared for an exam but it just wasn't
happening, and his friend wasn't at all prepared, so they went to a local hardware
store for some cement, they cemented and stuck pennies shut on the school locks so
it took 2 hours for anyone to get inside, apparently it did the job. Tom Green
asked him his opinions about backyard wrestling, as you might expect he doesn't
advocate it at all (he used that word quite a few times, "advocate" I mean...).
Lastly, Tom asked him to demonstrate a few moves, he did a Boston Crab, sidewalk
slam, and lastly his pumphandle slam. Tom asked about the chair slam, Test got all
fired up, Tom poked him in the eyes and "broke" a wooden chair on his back. That
was the extent of his visit, it's now 12:45 and he's still on but listening in to
a conversation with the next guest, some porn star who's running for governor of
California (who isn't?).

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- Reader EnDouble sent this in:

Test last night was on the New Tom Green show. It was really unexpected for me,
since I didn't heard about that anywhere. Test did a real good job, I was
surprised.

Sure, he was awesome. I thought he would suck. Test was the first guest out, they
played his entrance video as he came out. The first thing Test says is that Freddy
Got Fingered (Tom Green's movie) is one of his favorite movies and he watches it all
the time. Tom said that Test must have took too many body slams. They then showed
some clips of Test doing moves, and Test tells Tom the names of all of them. They
show Stacy slapping Test and then Test pushing Steiner into Stacy causing her to
fall off the apron, and Test said that's how he treats his women. First Test talked
about how he got the name Test, from Testosterone. They then talked about backyard
wrestling, Test said that he first saw it a year ago and it's stupid since these
kids get hurt and hit each other with lightbulbs. He said that he trained for 8
months before getting into WWE. Tom asked him about a story that happened in high
school. Test said that one day in high school his friend and him got real drunk on a
night that they needed to take an early exam, so the next morning they went to a
hardware store. They bought liquid concret and concreted all the locks and put a
penny over the holes. It took them hours to unlock the doors.

Tom asked Test to try some wrestling moves on him. Test says sure. Tom asked to be
put in the Boston Crab. Test says that it's Chris Jericho's finisher and that he
(Test) would get it more over. He tells Tom to get down on the ground, and he gives
Tom the Boston crab. Tom looks like he's in real pain, and Test leaves it in for a
good amount of time. Test tells Tom to tap out and he does. Tom gets up, looking a
little pissed off, and asked if Test would give him a pump-handle slam. Test tells
Tom to bend over, and then humps him and says that what he does if he doesn't like
the guy. He gives Tom a hard pump-handle slam. Again, Tom gets up slowly and looks
hurt and asked for a side slam. Test sets him up for the side slam, and spins a lot
him around before slamming him. He then pins Tom after that. Then Tom gets up, and
while he is Test is shouting at him, saying stuff like BRING IT ON. Then Tom says
give me a chair slam, while shouting like Test. Test goes closer to Tom while
shouting and pokes Test in the eyes. Test turns around while holding his eyes, and
Tom grabs a chair and hits Test's back with it, breaking the chair. Test falls to
the ground, and Tom gives a single leg Boston crab and Test taps out. Nicely
choreographed segment. Test stayed for the rest of the show. He was really
entertaining, not at all what I expected.