Submitted by Eddy Cornelison on January 19, 2004 at 10:14 PM

Billy Kidman vs. Sakoda
Match starts with Kidman using his speed making Sakoda look foolish. The match goes to the outside and that’s where Sakoda takes over and works on the arm. Kidman finally turns the tide when Kidman hits a dropkick. Kidman mainly uses his kicks to work over Sakoda and tries a springboard bulldog for 2. Out of nowhere Sakoda hits a DDT for a 2. Sakoda then locks on an armbar. Kidman reaches the ropes and the hold is broken. Sakoda gets up and has Kidman’s foot in his hands but Kidman hits a spin kick to the chest then the shooting star press.
Winner: Kidman

A commercial for WWE originals is shown. WWE originals may just be the single worst idea in WWE history. Here’s why. WWE failed with a body building league. Ok that’s fine your allowed one failed business venture. XFL failed. That made NBC and WWE look really bad. WWE film company yeah it looks promising but just because Rundown got great reviews doesn’t change the fact it didn’t do that well in the box office. I also have a feeling Triple H fighting vampires or whatever wont be that great either. Now WWE is trying singing. From all of the commercials they have shown: Dudley Boys, Mysterio, Stacy Keibler, Rikishi and Trish all cant sing at all. And I can only imagine Austin cant sing well either. Why not just make WWE the music volume 6 or something? Jeez.

WWE Rewind: Mysterio saves Nadia from Tajiri and Noble was mad.

Shannon Moore vs. Matt Morgan
Hey Shannon’s ribs are healed. Hmm MORgan vs. MOORE. Who will deliver us the most? HAHA! Shannon starts off by running around the ring trying to hit Morgan whenever he can. From here on out Morgan pretty much squashes Moore. Its obvious to me who will win this battle of the mores. Moore out of nowhere hits the halo for a 2 count. This only angers the real more and Morgan hits a powerbomb for the three.
Winner: The only real more Mat MORgan.

Clip from Smackdown: A bunch of Eddie and Chavo stuff is shown.

Rhyno vs. Funaki
My tape cut out during some of this match so I apologize. I saw Funaki get very little offence. Rhyno missed with a gore and Funaki tried a rollup. Funaki then tries his tornado DDT but Rhyno shoves him off. Rhyno then hits a spinebuster followed up by a gore.
Winner: Rhyno

Clip from SD: Bombastic Bob beat Big Show in a street fight.

Wrestlemania Recall (I love these): What a man what a man LT is a mighty good man. Yes that was Lawrence Taylor’s theme song for his match at Wrestlemania. Did you know future Horsemen Steve “Mongo” McMichael was a member of LT’s posse? I’m in the mood to watch that Wrestlemania now, well I’m gonna head over to blockbuster after this.

WGTT vs. London and Spanky
Hass and Benjamin are my favorite tag team in case anybody was wondering. London and Shelton start things off. Meanwhile Josh and General Rection are talking about Brittany Spears and Seinfeld. Hass and Spanky are then tagged in. Hass tosses Spanky out of the ring and Shelton attacks him outside. From there the WGTT take over and start to dominate Spanky. Hass locks in an abdominal stretch and tags in Shelton. Hass and Benjamin keep tagging in and keep their submission moves up. London is finally tagged in and dropkicks everybody. London hits a springboard moonsault on Shelton but Hass breaks it up and the WGTT hit the leapfrog stungun for a 2 after Spanky breaks it up. Spanky then gets tossed out allowing Shelton to drill London with a superkick.
Winners: The real worlds greatest tag team.

After the match Bill Demott laughs and Josh calls him Hugh Morris which I found humorous.

Question of the week: Since retiring from pro wrestling what is former WCW and WWE superstar Haku/Meng doing for a living in Florida? Here’s a hint he is selling something that lots of people own.

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Site Show of the week: Everybody watch MXC Most Xtreme Elimination Challenge on Spike TV its really funny and I watch it so everybody should. Cya next week.